Really, Casillas?

I tend to hold Wisconsin Badgers to a higher standard than other college athletes, so it disappoints me when they get in trouble. The latest is Jonathan Casillas who was cited for DUI in August.

There's nothing funny about drunk driving, but the first time through the article I was like, "What the fuck does 'double-scoot' mean?" Rereading, it turns out that not only was Casillas scootering at nearly twice the legal limit, but he had a passenger.

I hope that passenger was a sexy lady. At least then you could maybe see why his judgment was compromised.